"As reported in today's Washington Post, scientists have taken the best picture ever of the so-called Big Bang that began the universe. Immediately reacting to the news, the Bush administration vowed to take any actions necessary to protect America and its allies from this grave threat."
"The Big Bang constitutes the greatest weapon of mass destruction of all time", said President Bush today, "Just one big bang is capable of wiping out dozens of American citizens at once".
Mas adelante se dice: "Hemos de parar el Big Bang antes de que se convierta en otra Corea del Norte".
